This ain’t your daddy’s beard conditioner. Oh probably ’cause he didn’t have one. Probably ’cause they didn’t make it back then. Probably ’cause nobody really groomed themselves.
But if YOU want to keep your beard growing soft and keep your skin nice and smooth then you need Wild Man Beard Conditioner. I have a bottle and I can say that it makes my beard feel great, but as its bold name implies it smells downright manly. When it’s on I feel like I just cut down some trees with my bare hands while dropkicking a blue ox.