” Quick! I need the bottle opener stat! Where is it? Nooooooooo! My beer, my sweet sweet beer is standing idle!” Those are words you’ll never have to utter again.
The location of the bottle opener has been an age-old problem since the days of cavemen opening bottles with rocks. Ok not really, but it’s super annoying when you can’t find one. Solution: make it stationary part of your man-cave. I have one, and whenever someone comes close to the fridge they notice it and ask about it. Then they nod their heads with approval. Go get some nods.