Manly laundry detergent

Dear Snuggle Bear,

I hate it when you pollute my clothes with your flowery stench. I work hard all day to develop a certain manly aroma, and you quickly destroy it with your lavender hugs and wild orchid kisses. I hate you, so you’re getting kicked to the curb.

Affectionately yours,

That’s right, out with your mom’s detergent. In with fresh manly scents. After trying many readily available supermarket detergent brands I’ve found two that evoke testosterone rather than estrogen: Tide with Febreeze Sport and Purex Mountain Breeze. Try them out and you won’t be disappointed…

but Snuggle Bear will

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