MJ, you’ve broken my heart several a time when you beat my Knicks. I had a love hate relationship with you because while you killed my dreams, you still managed to dazzle me in your pursuit of 6 championships. You even stole a lot (well some) bases with the Birmingham Barons. You’ve sold millions upon millions of dollars of Nike apparel.
And now you’ve managed to offend me in a much more egregious way… WTF are you wearing MJ? And why hasn’t your hot girlfriend helped you find some better clothes?
PS: Scottie Pippen’s girl is much hotter than yours.