Nobody’s perfect… this is what’s happened to me in the past:
- Loose tie and top shirt button showing
- Blazer collar half popped
- Sticker on the sole of new shoes
- Missed shaving spot
- Fly open
If these things ever happen to you then hopefully it was unintentional, otherwise you need to call me. Call me now.
PS: Please never, never go commando.
My absolute favorite was a coworker who had tucked his nice business casual polo shirt directly into his Tommy Hilfiger boxers instead of his khakis. So just above the belt, it says TOMMY
Amazing. I wish I couldn’t picture it, but I feel like it’s burnt into my retina.
Great chart! I have ended up in the matching outfit with my date situation… so embarrassing but unavoidable unless you call them first and ask what they’re wearing! I once caught my coworker with his polo shirt completely inside out (was helpful and told him about it).
I leave my fly open and go commando on purpose. Make dem girlz realize wut they missin out on.