The pumpkin tap kit

$30 from Amazon

You can TAP a pumpkin??? What the heck else can you tap???!!! Haha, that’s what I thought when I saw this. I was thinking this tap would spew the sweet sweet nectar of those voluptuous orange October misfits. Alas, one cannot harness pumpkiny goodness in that way. But what you CAN do is hollow out a pumpkin, insert the tap, and then fill it up with BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER. Still pretty awesome! I’m assuming your beer will taste pumpkiny when it comes out… so on that note, you can probably make some awesome pumpkin cocktails from this bad-boy too. The possibilities are endless (that is, until the pumpkin rots… then you’ll want to throw it out).

PS: Do not carve a face into this pumpkin before pouring fluids in. Physics will always win.

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